I Don't Feel So Good

Mom got me up really early one morning last week and took me to the Dr. I didn't even feel sick, but she left me there, anyway. I must have taken a long nap 'cause I stayed all day. When she finally came and got me, I felt all groggy and my tummy hurt. I had stitches! Something was missing! She took me home, gave me a nice pain pill, put me to bed and told me I would feel better in a few days. It's been a week and I am back to my old self, well, minus a few 'parts'.

I'm still The King, though! AKA Killer Macho Puppy! So don't think I'm gonna wimp out just because they took my boys away. I can still kick A**, and don't you forget it, Princeton, you little kitty cat!